Smith the sealion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1. Once upon a time there was a man named Smith. Smith was 96 years old, but due to his age, he was an active golfplayer. Infact, he was one of the greatest of them all! On a rainy Sunday, when Smith was playing golf with his lads, he got a phonecall from his GP. He had incurable cancer. Smith giggled while he sat down in his golfcart. He started the engine and threw away his phone. "See ya later lads!" he said to his buddies, while reving the engine. Before they knew it he was driving in an insane speed, spinning up the lawn. He put on the stereo and played his most insane dubstep remixes by Skrillex. He stopped in the middle of the golfcourse and stripped naked. He sat back down in the golfcart and drove towards the lake. "I'm a sealion!" he yelled while jumping into the water. Smith had turned into a sealion. Everyone was shocked, and couldn't understand what just happened, but before they knew it, they did the exact same thing! Stripping naked, playing Katy perry on their stereo driving towards the lake. "We are sealions!" they yelled while jumping in the water. Noone have ever seen Smith or his lads since then, but legends say they are still swimming in the same lake, playing Skrillex and Katy Perry on their stereo.

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